Who's Going To Tell Larry Kudlow What Ingredients Of Beer REALLY Are?

Sad faced Larry Kudlow says Biden will force us to drink
plant-based beer. .Who wants to tell Larry beer has always 
been plant based.
 Donald Trump's goofy former economics advisor Larry Kudlow was in yet another panic on Fox News the other day. 

Apparently, Kudlow is trembling in his Tom Ford loafers because the Green New Deal, and by extension, President Biden's climate change policies, will force us all to drink only plant based beer! 

The horror! Beer is currently made out of hops, grain and yeast --- oh right! Hops and grains are plants! The evil Green New Deal has already changed, um, nothing about beer. 

Who wants to tell Kudlow the news?

Never mind that the Green New Deal doesn't tell us how much meat we can or cannot consume. Biden's climate policy makes no mention of how much meat consumption Americans will be allowed. But, the ever fearful Kudlow still wants to rile the ever-fearful Trump base.

His rant:

"America has to, get this, America has to stop eating meat, stop eating poultry, and fish, seafood, eggs, dairy and animal-based fats. OK, got that? No burgers on July Fourth. No steaks on the barbecue... So get ready. You can throw back a plant-based beer with your grilled Brussels sprouts and wave your American flag."

Um, Larry, I'm sure zillions of grills across America will be sizzling with burgers and sirloin this Fourth of July and many, many Fourth of Julys to come. Oh, by the way, though, grilled Brussels sprouts are kind of tasty. 

Also, like generations of people dating back centuries, we will continue swilling our plant based beer. There really is no other kind.  So sorry, Larry, no sirloin beer for you! 

Of course, there's the possibility Kudlow has his facts wrong. After all, he's the guy who told us in February, 2020, that Covid is contained, not to worry and the economy is and will continue to hum along nicely. 

On Twitter, Daniel Dale came up with the best explanation I could find on how Kudlow would come up with his vegetarian beer theories:

"This stuff is completely imaginary. Biden has not proposed any limit on Americans; meat consumption. What happened: 1) The Daily Mail ran an article that dishonestly connected Biden's climate plan with a not-at-all-about Biden study. 2) Others on the right just ran with this."

Oh.

As an aside, Gregg Abbott, the dumb governor of Texas, fell for this bullcrap, too. He tweeted yesterday, that "it ain't going to happen in Texas." It being a study saying cutting meat consumption by 90 percent would help with global warming

The only problem is, as noted, no U.S. politician, including Biden, has proposed this. So it an't going to happen anywhere. 

Anyway, everybody today is heaping laughter on Kudlow. Even Senate Majority leader Chuck Schumer, who reported on Twitter last night that he was watching the Oscars while enjoying an ice cold, plant-based beer.  

I feel so sorry for Kudlow that I was tempted to send him a nice six pack of steak-based beer. But I can't find any online.  Sorry, Larry. 

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