Back To Dumb Criminals:Check Out This Bank Robber

This dude robbed a bank in Delaware, then
tried to deposit his loot in the ATM outside the 
bank. Surprise! It didn't work. 
Say you decide to rob a bank, and you manage to make it out the door with the cash without being shot, arrested or beat up. Then what do you do?  

Well, you have to put the money somewhere, right? Personally, I'd hide it somewhere - bury it perhaps? - until the heat was off a little bit, but what do I know?

I wouldn't do what this genius did when he robbed a Wilmington, Delaware, as Delaware State Police inform us: 

He got the money from a teller, and police pick up the story from there:

"The suspect fled the bank on foot, and once outside he made a deposit in the ATM on the exterior of the building. The suspect then continued to flee the scene behind the Prices Corners Shopping Center where he was located by responding troopers and taken into custody without incident."

The dude police arrested, McRobert Williams, was charged with felony second degree robbery.  I would presume Williams was not allowed to keep the deposit. I imagine the money was returned to the bank but Delaware State Police don't make that clear.   

So if you're contemplating robbing a bank, don't do what this guy did. It won't work. 

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