People Just Get More Stupid: Elephant Zoo Edition

Video still of an idiot who took a 2 year old into an elephant
enclosure at San Diego Zoo and they both almost got 
smushed by said elephant 
Invasion of the stupid people continues unabated. 

The latest idiot, carrying his two-year-old daughter, went into an elephant enclosure at the San Diego Zoo, because apparently, taking selfies with an innocent child in an extremely dangerous situation is a thing. 

People want selfies under any circumstance, I guess. 

Needless to say, the elephant in question was not happy with the intruder. They like their space. The elephant trumpeted and stormed toward our idiot, says ABC7 in Los Angeles.

"The flustered dad raced to slip back out of the enclosure, but dropped his daughter on the way out.....He grabbed her again and they both managed to escape as the crowed screamed and yelled "Watch out!"

I hope he managed a good selfie with the kid, because it's going to be pricey! Jose Manuel Navarrete, 25 was charged with child endangerment and at last report was being held on $100,000 bail

No word yet from this dude yet on what he was thinking.  Or not thinking.. 

Luckily, it turns out the kid is OK and went home with her mother.  Apparently, mom is not into risky selfies and is the woman who during the incident yelled, "Jose, stop!" 

Lady please dump Jose. .Your life will be so much better if you do. Trust me. 

By the way, the elephant wasn't injured, either. Just pissed off. 

If you haven't seen it yet, this news report has the scary video from the incident:



 

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