Crazy Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Gloriously Set To Music

Strange televangelist Kenneth Copeland is actually 
much better when is rants are set to music
Yes, yes, I know, grifter televangelists tend to impoverish the gullible, get filthy rich off that gullibility and are by no means nearly as Christian as they'd want everyone to believe.  

Still, I'm fascinated by them.  Many are certainly larger than life, and have a knack of looking hilariously ridiculous to those of us outside the televangelist world. 

You know the type. Remember Tammy Fae Bakker (who later became Tammy Fay Messner when she married a second televangelist) - she of the dripping mascara and impossibly long false eye lashes.

My current favorite is Kenneth Copeland. 

He's just so creepy looking. And he acts creepier.  Who can forget Copeland's really weird spooky laugh back in November when he just couldn't believe Joe Biden won the election instead of his equally strange hero Donald Trump. 

Or that time Inside Edition's Lisa Guerrero confronted Copeland (he with the very strange eyes) because he was buying an expensive private jet from his church's donations because he doesn't want to fly commercial. (Apparently, us regular folk are "demons.")

So, with that, a guy named Brandon Ethridge who has a brilliant YouTube channel in which he creates mini-musicals out of famous and odd recent soundbites.

Ethridge put one of Copeland's rants about, um, I think, calling on God to destroy Covid, or give us vaccines or something. It's a very brief video, but it's comedy gold. All of Copeland's nonsense should be set to music.

Watch: 





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