Lack Of Chick-Fil-A Sauce Is Biden's Fault, Says Wackos

The Great Chick-Fil-A Sauce crisis of 2021 has
some of the crazier members of the GOP freaking out.
 It's always an American sport to blame whoever the current president is for any particular woe, whether hizonner had anything to do with the problem or not. 

Democrats do it to Republicans. The GOP does it to Democrats. Just normal, stupid politics. 

Sometimes, though, the stupidity rises to a whole new level.

Introducing the Great Chick-Fil-A Sauce Crisis of 2021.

Apparently, there are industry-wide shortages of some condiments, forcing Chick-Fil-A to limit sauce packets to a starvation level one sauce per entree, two sauces per meal and three sauces er 30-count nuggets.

Oh, how will we ever survive?!?!?!? 

The problem seems to have a pretty reasonable source. The Centers for Disease Control says restaurants should refrain from using condiments like full sized ketchup bottles and salt and pepper shakers in favor of individualized packets.

The resulting demand for the packets has led to some shortages.

Since it's now the Biden administration's CDC, the Biden administration has thusly unleashed this cruel Chick-Fil-A sauce famine on a victimized America.

To the more, um, drama queenish, silly wing of the GOP, which is quite a contingent, this sauce shortage is intolerable, and absolute proof that under The Former Guy, we'd be almost drowning in Chick-Fil-A sauce. 

"Joe Biden is destroying America," Ted Cruz wailed on Twitter Don't worry, Ted. There's probably plenty of good sauces down in Cancun. 

Gun totin' Lauren Boebert also chimed in on Twitter about the sauce crisis: "Is there no limit to how awful Biden's America can get,?" she pleaded.

I dunno, Lauren.  We'll wait and see after a few more gun massacres.

Former Guy Fan Matt Schlapp on Twitter says Biden canceled the Chick-Fil-A sauce pipeline, whatever that is. 

Of course even if Joe Biden could solve the Chick-Fil-A sauce crisis, I really hope he's working on more important things, like wrapping up the pandemic, getting the economy moving, fixing the mess at the border, you know, little, unimportant things like that. 


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