Mike Lindell Needs To Stuff It In His Pillow

Off the rails a usual, the MyPillow guy and Trump
fanboy says he's starting a social media site. 
Which, for all we know will get him sued
for another $1.3 billion. 

 Oh, Mike Lindell, the "My Pillow" guy.  Just gets further and further off the rails. 

You have to admit the guy dreams big.  He's surely lacks the intelligence and power he thinks he has, but you be you Mike!   

He has a pretty surreal couple of weeks,  but it seems he always does. 

Mediaite tells us Lindell thinks he's practically a Get Out Of Jail Free Card: He's telling people if they're in trouble for taking part in the January 6 insurgency at the Capital, he just might be able to get you a reduced prison sentence. 

He doesn't exactly tell you how, but you know, details details.  Maybe his pillows come with magic wands?

Lindell seems to be a busy man.  As Mediaite reports, he was on Charlie Kirk's podcast last week, claiming he'll have his own social media platform up and running, and it will be bigger than Twitter.  It'll be here soon! Watch for it! Just like Trump will be president again! Any minute now! 

Lindell said the social media platform he says he's creating, which he named Vocl, He's doing this because he's in a Twit snit over the fact Twitter banned him for posting repeated election lie.

Lindell tells his site will be a cross between YouTube and Twitter, prompting a lot of wags to nominate this name for Lindell's site: YouTwit.   

Second place among the suggestions is PillowTalk but that sounds more like a dating app. With Lindell, though, you never know. 

Like his hero Trump, everything Lindell touches becomes a mess.  As it turns out, as the Daily Beast reports,  there's already a web site called Vocal, with the "a" in it, though. so this will create a bit of litigation.

The parent company of Vocal told Lindell to change the name of his web site and surrender the domain name Vocl.com or get sued.  Probably not for $1.3 billion, though, so that's nice.  

Yes, Lindell is facing some teeny, tiny headwinds. 

Last month, Dominion Voting Systems filed a defamation suit against MyPillow and Lindell, but the voting machine company is only asking for $1.3 billion, so I'm sure it's not a big deal at all. 

Of course, people invite Lindell to spout off at their own peril. I imagine YouTwit could run into the same trouble with the voting machine company. Dominion is pretty much suing everybody who proclaimed that their voting machines were party of an elaborate plot to steal the election from Trump.

All evidence points to the fact that Dominion machines worked just fine, there was no funny business and last November's election was fair, free and transparent.

I don't believe I still have to say that.  Kind of like saying the sun comes up in the east, but never mind. I'm sure Lindell will give us plenty more crazy to enjoy when, and if he launches his YouTwit Vocl site.