Trump Had A Diet Coke Button On His Desk

That wooden box with the red button was Donald Trump's
Emergency Diet Coke Button on his desk in the 
Oval Office. Joe Biden got rid of it 
When Joe Biden moved into the White House, and in particular the Oval Office last week, he did a little redecorating.  

The carpets were changed, displays with busts of historic figures were rearranged, and there was one major change on the Oval Office desk.  The Emergency Diet Coke button disappeared. 

Yes, there was an Emergency Diet Coke Button on the Oval Office desk during the Trump administration. Trump would press the red button and instantly, a butler would arrive with a Diet Coke on a silver platter. 

Trump reported drinks something like a dozen Diet Cokes a day.  If he drinks them to lose weight, it's plainly not working, but that's another story. 

Photos this week show Biden hard at work at this desk, and said desk is now missing the Emergency Diet Coke Button.  One of the photos showed that someone brought Biden a cup of coffee, but there's no sign of an Emergency Coffee Button either. 

On Twitter, Emmy Bengtson (@EmmyA2) imagined an Oval Office conversation as staffers helped Biden settle in to his workplace:

Biden: "OK, what's next?"

Staffer: "Setting up the Oval. Photos are all done. Do you want to keep the Diet Coke button?"

Biden:

Staffer: 

Biden: "The what in God's name?!?!"

People on Twitter mockingly "opposed" the demise of the Emergency Diet Coke Button

"Biden should've kept this but instead of summoning a Diet Coke, the button would call a random Trump family member and make a sad trombone sound" tweeted @goldengateblond.

Also this: "Biden getting rid of the Diet Coke button in the Oval Office shows that he has zero interest in 'reaching out' or 'healing division,' observed Will Menaker on Twitter. 

Now Trump is gone away to  Mar-A-Lago, where he's probably being told to get his own damn Diet Cokes for crissakes. 

The Oval Office Emergency Diet Coke Button is indeed gone, but it's not like Biden hates everything Coke.  It's reported he already has a stash of Coke Zero to quench his thirst. 


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